It's O.K. to Laugh

see more of the 12 Funniest Homeless Signs, HERE

Star Trek + Brokeback =

No Meat For You

PETA is requesting that the man who allegedly killed, cooked and ATE his girlfriend receive a vegetarian-only diet in jail.

Get the story here

Baby Bush Toys

I guess Bush has started a toy line to fund his cocaine habit. Check it out here.

Stocking Stuffer?

hmm. saw this here first.

Jam Band Fan...or Taliban?

This blog is straight comedy! Almost as funny as Passed Out Wookies. Hippy....or Terrorist. They're both crusty. Hairy too. You think you can tell? Try you skills beeyatch.

Massive Letdown

So, I was just watching some South Park and taking some um...well, anyway. My ears were MAD HAPPY when they caught the familiar sounds of some Massive Attack, which is one of my favorite bands ever! The joy was soon washed over and drowned with disapointment when I realized it was a commercial I was hearing....aaggghh! A commercial for a video game called 'Assassins'. Awful.
I know selling out is the unfortunate norm and not a lot can be expected of people and all of that, but...come the fuck on. This is Massive Attack. The infamous crew of camera shy, stage shy, studio shy musicians. If they need money why don't they tour? Or record? Shit,
put together a greatest hits mix. T-shirts? A fucking poster maybe. Please.

Say it aint so, Joe!

George W. Bush's Presidential Advance Manual

click HERE to read it. there are some interesting parts in there as well as some silly stuff...
"The formation of “rally squads” is a common way to prepare for demonstrators by countering their message. This tactic involves utilizing small groups of volunteers to spread favorable messages using large hand held signs, placards, or perhaps a long sheet banner, and placing them in strategic areas around the site.These squads should be instructed always to look for demonstrators. The rally squad's task is to use their signs and banners as shields between the demonstrators and the main press platform. If the demonstrators are yelling, rally squads can begin and lead supportive chants to drown out the protestors (USA!,USA!,USA!). As a last resort, security should remove the demonstrators form the event site. The rally squads can include, but are not limited to, college/young republican organizations, local athletic teams, and fraternities/sororities."

source: yourleaders.org

Blumpkin?

Hmm. Not sure about the difference between a 'Hot Carl' and a 'Cleveland Steamer'? Well, trust me, there is a difference. Learn all about it and plenty more at UrbanDictionary.com

Getting Back To It, Y'all

Wow! It's been over a month since I've posted here. I've been overwhelmed the dramas of life. Family, Business, Personal Relationships, Health, Car Accidents and the unfortunate passing of Stephanie's Grandmother who I feel blessed to have known and learned from.
I have a lot to share with everyone including plenty of web goodies, my Halloween with STS9, my truck accident and more.
Stay Tuned y'all.

Eenie, Meenie, Miney....

The O.J. Simpsons!

Straight comedy. Check it out here.